Fun2Fun - Part 7

Lawyer FAQs

Posted on 05. Dec, 2008 by Laughitout.

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Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: A party.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
A: Your honor.

Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
A: Just say, “Fees!”

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.

Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.

Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Chelsea Clinton

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said
“you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog”,
so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food.

The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said
“you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat”,
so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food.

Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

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scared of santa

Posted on 05. Dec, 2008 by alex.

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look at santa’s little yelpers! the magical moment of ho ho ho became boo boo’s to them. can’t blame them i too was, no, still is scared of clowns. maybe because i watched this film as a kid where the clown tried to rape the damsel in distress. sick right? anyways check out the pics, tee hee!

christmas is in the air!! *sigh